This post is dedicated to the dear pirate in my life.
You know how wintergreen lifesavers spark in your mouth when you chew on them?
It's pretty fun.
You know how it's usually light in the daytime?
Quilts are only so thick.
You know how hard it is to catch those sparks on film?
You know how gross it is to pull the quilt-made-tent off and realize that you're open-mouthed crunching works rather like a chunky sprinkler?
You know how many wintergreens were consumed in the making of this film?
You know how you can get cankers?